Slightly Mental

Not A Fresh Food Person

I was at my local supermarket today and noticed the ridiculous amount of posters telling us that they were “Fresh food people because you are.”

Didn’t their parents tell them not to generalise?

I’m not a fresh food person. I’m a processed-within-an-inch-of-its-life person or a diabetes-in-a-packet person.

Advertising is silly. As is red Lipton ice tea. Waste of money.