Slightly Mental

But I’m An Artist…

I was at my aunties house for lunch and was quite intrguied by her toilet paper.

It had pictures of dolphins and seaweed on it. Not that there’s anything wrong with that but it made me realize that somebody would have actually had to draw it. Imagine drawing something only to have people wipe their arses with it.

Imagine if that was your job.

“so, what do you do for a living?”

“I draw the picters on toilet paper”

I don’t understand why toilet paper needs pictures either.

While we’re on the subject of toilet paper, my mum used to buy scented toilet paper. I don’t know if you can still buy it, but it was pretty pointless. It made the bathroom smell like stale air freshener and it isn’t like your arse has a nose either.